Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl
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...they're off!
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Nietzsche and Hegel there, Karl Jaspers
number 7 on the outside,

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Wittgenstein there with him. There's
Beckenbauer, Schelling's in there,

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Heidegger covering, Schopenhauer. And now it's
the Greeks. Epikuros, Plotinus number six,

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Aristotle, Empedokles of Acraga,
and Demokrites with him.

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There's Archimedes, Socrates, there he is, Socrates,
Socrates there going through... There's the ball, there's the ball!

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We'll be bringing you back to this exciting
contest the moment anything interesting happens.

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Very passable, this, eh? Very passable.
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Nothing like a good glass of
Château de Chasselet, eh, Josiah?

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Oh, you're right there, Obadiah.
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Who would have thought, thirty years ago, we'd
all be sitting here drinking Château de Chaselet, eh?

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Them days we were glad to have
the price of a cup of tea.

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Ay! A cup of cold tea!
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Without milk or sugar!
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Or tea!
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In a cracked cup and all.
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Oh, we never used to have a cup! We used
to have to drink out of a rolled-up newspaper!

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The best we could manage was to
suck on a piece of damp cloth.

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But you know, we were happy in
those days, although we were poor.

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Because we were poor!
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My old dad used to say to me:
"Money doesn't bring you happiness, son!"

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He was right!
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I was happier then and I had nothing!
We used to live in this

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tiny old tumble-down house with
great big holes in the roof.

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House! You were lucky to live in a house!
We used to live in one room,

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all twenty-six of us, no furniture,
half the floor was missing,

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we were all huddled together in
one corner for fear of falling.

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You were lucky to have a room! We used
to have to live in the corridor!

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Oh, we used to dream of living in a corridor!
Would have been a palace to us!


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