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for twopence a month, come home,
and dad would beat us around the head
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and neck with a broken bottle,
if we were lucky!
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Well, of course, we had it tough! We used
to have to get up out of the shoebox
:41:14
in the middle of the night, and lick
the road clean with our tongues!
:41:19
We had to eat half a handful of freezing cold
gravel, work twenty-four hours a day at mill
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for fourpence every six years, and when we got home,
our dad would slice us in two with a breadknife!
:41:29
Right! I had to get up in the morning,
at ten o'clock at night,
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half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump
of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day
:41:39
down mill and pay mill-owner for permission
to come to work, and when we got home,
:41:41
our dad would kill us and dance about on our
graves, singing Hallelujah!
:41:48
Oh, ay. And you try and tell the young people
of today that, and they won't believe you!
:41:53
No, no they won't!
:41:56
Sports Update
:41:59
Well, there may be no score, but there's
certainly no lack of excitement here.
:42:02
As you can see, Nietzsche has just been
booked for arguing with the referee.
:42:06
He accused Confucius of having no free will,
and Confucius he say, "Name go in book."
:42:10
And this is Nietzsche's third
booking in four games.
:42:14
And, who's that? It's Karl Marx.
Karl Marx is warming up.
:42:17
It looks as though there's going to be a
substitution on the German side.
:42:20
Obviously manager Martin Luther has decided
on all-out attack, as indeed he must,
:42:25
with only two minutes of the match to go.
But the big question is:
:42:28
Who is he going to replace? Who is
going to come off? It could be Jaspers,
:42:31
Hegel or Schopenhauer.
But it's Wittgenstein! Wittgenstein,
:42:33
who saw his aunty only last week!
And here's Marx!
:42:35
Let's see if he can put some life into
this German attack.
:42:38
Evidently not. What a shame. Well, now,
with just over a minute left,
:42:42
a replay on Tuesday looks absolutely vital.
:42:45
There's Archimedes, and I think he's had an idea!
:42:48
Heureka!
:42:50
Archimedes out to Socrates, Socrates back
to Archimedes, Archimedes out to Herakleitos,
:42:56
he beats Hegel, Herakleitos, a little flick,
here he comes on the far post,