:06:00
...I can say, "Yeah, I eat his food."
:06:04
You rewrote the necktie scene? Good.
:06:06
-Without the necktie?
-With the necktie.
:06:09
-With the necktie?
-Yeah, with the necktie.
:06:11
The necktie's wrong. You take the
necktie out, you got something.
:06:16
-What's wrong with you?
-What's wrong with me?
:06:18
What's wrong is it's depressing
to be disagreed with.
:06:22
It's depression.
:06:24
Today's your birthday,
and you haven't mentioned it.
:06:27
Don't start. I'm a character actor.
Age has no effect on me.
:06:31
-That's very good.
-How does one not be depressed?
:06:34
Instead of trying to be Michael Dorsey,
the great actor or the great waiter...
:06:39
...why not just try to be
Michael Dorsey?
:06:41
I am Michael Dorsey.
What's the payoff?
:06:43
-Say it like you mean it.
-I am Michael Dorsey. Fine. Okay?
:06:48
Surprise!
:06:56
Speech! Speech! Speech!
:06:58
Wait, wait, wait, wait! Wait a minute.
:07:01
First a toast.
:07:02
To Michael Dorsey, who makes you
remember what acting's all about!
:07:07
Being unemployed!
:07:10
To Michael...
:07:11
...who's been my friend for six years.
:07:14
Was it that long?
:07:15
And who is my coach.
And he's just great.
:07:18
He's a great coach, a great actor.
He's a great guy and--
:07:22
This is a really dumb speech.
Let's get drunk.
:07:25
Happy birthday!
:07:49
-How you doing? Michael.
-Patty.
:07:51
You an actress? Terrific face.
Nice blouse. Who'd you come with?
:07:54
I don't want a full house
at the Winter Garden Theatre.
:07:58
I want 90 people who just came out
of the worst rainstorm in history.