:00:02
I am Dorothy. Nobody's writing her.
It's coming out of me.
:00:05
You're Michael acting Dorothy.
:00:07
It's the same thing.
I'm experiencing these feelings.
:00:11
Why can't you get me a special?
I feel I have something to say to women.
:00:16
-You have nothing to say to women.
-I have plenty to say to women.
:00:20
I've been an unemployed
actor for 20 years!
:00:23
I know what it's like to wait
for the phone to ring!
:00:26
Then when I finally get a job,
I have no control! I got zip!
:00:30
If I could impart that experience
to other women--
:00:32
There are no other women
like you. You're a man!
:00:35
Yes, I realize that, of course.
But I'm also an actress.
:00:39
-We shouldn't argue about this.
-I'm a potentially great actress.
:00:43
I could do Medea, Ophelia, Lady Macbeth.
Just like in Shakespeare's day.
:00:48
Get the writers at the agency--
:00:50
I could do a great Eleanor Roosevelt.
:00:52
We can do the
Eleanor Roosevelt story!
:00:53
The Eleanor Roosevelt story?
:00:56
What's the matter with that?
:00:58
Phil Weintraub's party is Saturday.
Let's just go.
:01:01
Have a good time.
Don't take yourself so seriously.
:01:04
-He never invited me to a party.
-I'm inviting you.
:01:07
He did a fabulous job on your eyes.
:01:10
I can't blink for a week. Really.
:01:12
-I don't like it here.
-Stand up straight.
:01:22
-What do you want?
-A double champagne.
:01:27
What is this?
Just serve yourself?
:01:30
Hi. What would you like?
:01:32
Give me two--
:01:35
-Two what?
-Of anything.
:01:42
-I'm sorry--
-A couple of champagnes.
:01:50
-Can I get you something?
-Vodka on the rocks with a twist.
:01:54
You don't remember me?
:01:55
When I came in, I thought
you looked familiar.
:01:59
-What's your name again?
-Suzanne.