:35:01
-You treat me like I'm a jerk.
-What?
:35:03
-I called and you didn't call back!
-No, it's--
:35:06
My new answering machine is no good.
I'll answer my own calls.
:35:10
-I went to six stores for your favourite.
-Chocolate-covered cherries?
:35:15
That's sweet.
Oh, and a card.
:35:17
Oh, yeah. No, no!
Don't, don't read it!
:35:20
I was very angry when I wrote that!
:35:22
"Thank you for the lovely night
in front of the fire.
:35:25
Missing you, Les."
:35:29
This isn't for me.
It's another girl's candy.
:35:32
I wouldn't give you
another girl's candy.
:35:35
-Then, whose is it?
-Mine.
:35:37
A guy named Les sends you candy?
:35:39
Yes. He's a friend of mine.
He can't eat candy. He's diabetic.
:35:43
Why is he thanking you for
a lovely night in front of the fire?
:35:48
My mind's a blank.
:35:53
Are you gay?
:35:56
In what sense?
:35:57
Just be honest with me.
For once in your life tell the truth!
:36:01
Because these stories
are very demeaning to me.
:36:05
No matter how bad the truth is...
:36:07
...it doesn't tear you apart inside
like dishonesty.
:36:11
At least it leaves you with
some self-respect and some dignity.
:36:14
You're right.
:36:18
Okay. Okay.
:36:22
I'm not gonna lie to you anymore.
:36:25
I'm gonna tell you the truth.
Sandy....
:36:29
I'm in love with another woman.
:36:33
What are you saying?!
:36:34
-Sandy, please. Don't--
-You liar!
:36:36
We never said "l love you."
:36:38
-We went to bed one time.
-I don't care.
:36:40
You're a dear friend. But let's not
pretend it was something else!
:36:44
We're gonna lose everything!
:36:46
I don't care about "l love you!"
I read The Second Sex...
:36:49
...and The Cinderella Complex!
I'm responsible for my own orgasms!
:36:53
I just don't like to be lied to!
:36:55
You asked me
to be straight with you.
:36:58
I didn't say
how I'd feel about it.