:00:19
- Gently now, don't hurt me.
- It won't hurt.
:00:23
It hurt.
:00:36
Is this working?
:00:38
Good morning. I am Dr. Joseph Prang.
:00:40
Chief of Staff, Chief of Surgery,
Chief of busting balls.
:00:44
I'm sure you've all come here
with high hopes.
:00:47
Scalpel. And wonderful dreams.
:00:48
You there with the turtleneck on.
What do you hope to get out of all this?
:00:54
Walter Rist, New Jersey, Hoboken.
:00:57
I wanna be a psychiatrist...
:00:59
because I wanna help people
put their twisted, wretched minds...
:01:02
in a more peaceful place.
:01:03
Not a chance, Doctor.
:01:05
Thurman Flicker, Coon Valley, Wisconsin.
:01:10
- Gynecology, I think.
- Next.
:01:12
Charles Litto. Chicago:
:01:14
Anesthesiologist. I like to pass gas.
:01:17
That's wonderful, Dr. Litto.
:01:19
We're down here trying
to save a man's life...
:01:22
and you're up there making fart jokes.
:01:28
My name is Milton Chamberlain,
Miami, Florida.
:01:31
Proctologist?
:01:32
No, sir. Pediatrician.
:01:35
Young lady, how about you?
:01:38
Hi.
:01:39
Hi.
:01:42
I'm Stephanie Brody, and I'm from Vermont.
:01:44
I want to specialize in rural medicine...
:01:46
so I can open a clinic in my hometown.
:01:49
Buck DeVol.
All-American University of Iowa.
:01:52
Dream faster, son.
:01:53
- Yeah. Sports medicine.
- Next.
:01:55
Phil Burns.
:01:56
And I am from the really ugly part
of Rego Park in Long Island in Queens.