:17:03
this finger in the urine,
but I put this finger in my mouth.
:17:07
Lesson number one, Doctor.
:17:12
Yes, but if you had
tasted the specimen, Doctor...
:17:15
you would have noticed
a dangerously high level of fractoids.
:17:18
This patient has pituitary thrombosis.
:17:21
Well, let me see that.
:17:30
Tastes like plain old piss to me, Doctor.
:17:37
With a slight metallic flavor,
indicating a high level of zinc.
:17:42
Doctor, here, you try.
:17:50
No, wait. Just a minute.
:17:53
I didn't really taste the urine.
I was just kidding.
:17:55
You what?
:17:57
I did the same thing he did.
I switched fingers. I thought it was obvious.
:18:01
Can I have a word with you, Doctor?
:18:03
You might have made a fool
out of some of my colleagues...
:18:07
but you'll have to get up early
to put one over...
:18:09
on Dr. Oliver Wendell Ludwig.
:18:11
Now you look at this face, what do you see?
:18:13
I see alcohol poisoning...
:18:15
and prosiasis in the tertiary stage.
:18:17
Get out.
:18:20
- Out! All of you!
- I think we've been dismissed.
:18:25
Get out, every one of you.
:18:28
- What did I say?
- Come on.
:18:29
Where's the little guy?
:18:35
What are you doing tonight, Simon?
:18:36
I thought I might learn some of this stuff.
:18:38
Drop out? You okay, man?
:18:41
Who is in charge of pills and drugs
here at this hospital?
:18:44
Nurse Sprockett.
:18:45
Do you think she can get me
some speed or some uppers?
:18:48
I guess she might, if she likes you enough.
:18:50
She likes me?
:18:51
You won't believe the note
that she gave me. Read that.
:18:59
You know, some of these words have never
been said in the State of Wisconsin.