:03:38
Wow, there it is.
:03:41
The holy grail of Christmas gifts.
:03:43
The Red Ryder 200-shot range model...
:03:46
air rifle.
:03:48
And there he is.
:03:51
Red Ryder himself.
:03:53
In his hand was the knurled stock
of as coolly deadly-looking...
:03:57
a piece of weaponry
as ever I had laid eyes on.
:04:06
For weeks, I had been scheming
to get my mitts on one of these...
:04:10
fearsome blue-steel beauties.
:04:13
My fevered brain seethed
with the effort of trying to come up with...
:04:17
the infinitely subtle devices
necessary to implant...
:04:21
the Red Ryder range model
air rifle indelibly...
:04:25
into my parents' subconscious.
:04:27
Ralphie!
:04:29
Randy!
:04:30
Down here in two minutes!
:04:32
And I mean two minutes!
:04:34
Come on, Ralphie. I got here first!
:04:43
Cut it out.