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What if he hurts himself?
Ralphie, your coat!
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- Don't shoot any animals or birds!
- Except the Bumpuses' dogs!
1:22:10
Be careful, Ralphie!
1:22:12
Now it is well known throughout
the Midwest that the old man...
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is a turkey junkie.
1:22:18
A bona fide garley turkicanus freak.
A few days before Christmas...
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his eyes would begin to gleam
with a wild and ravenous light.
1:22:31
Okay, Black Bart, now you get yours.
1:22:49
Oh, my God! I shot my eye out!
1:22:51
You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
1:22:53
You'll shoot your eye out,
you'll shoot your eye out!
1:22:59
Ralphie, you be careful out there.
Don't shoot your eye out!
1:23:02
She hadn't seen! She didn't know!
1:23:04
My eye's all right.
The BB must've hit my glasses.
1:23:08
My glasses! Oh, no!
1:23:10
Where are my glasses?
1:23:14
Few things brought such swift
and terrible retribution...
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on a kid as a pair of busted glasses!
1:23:24
Stop!
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Oh, no!
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Oh, no! Pulverized.
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For a moment I thought, I'll fake it.
They'll never know the lens is gone!