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One hundred years
of scholarship
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and public service
shot to shit.
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I've gotta go up
and get some winks
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before my 11:00 lecture.
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You've got a 9:00.
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Is today Wednesday?
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Yes, Wednesday.
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I thought it was Thursday.
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Excuse me, please.
Thank you.
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Morning.
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Ah-ah-ah. Places, please.
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Let's begin. Sorry I'm late.
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We were discussing
the hero's role in chivalry
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as exemplified by
the character of Lancelot,
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based on Thomas Malory's
Le Morte d'Arthur.
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Entranced by
Arthur's Queen Guinevere,
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Lancelot,
a knight of impeccable virtue,
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faces a crisis
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as his idée fixe
confronts his libido.
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Any comments?
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Mr. Frankman,
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what do you think
of Lancelot's crisis?
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Well, I think
Lancelot was an idiot.
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Mr. Frankman,
how long have you been
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in the first-year program?
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Four years.
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Uh, duty, selfless honor,
chastity, humility,
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uh, purity,
a devotion to a greater good.
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I mean, by now,
don't any of these things
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mean anything to you?
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All together now:
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What is the chivalric ideal?
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The chivalric ideal
is one of duty to a higher cause
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in which purity and
chastity are virtues
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and manly strength and honor
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are devoted
to their preservation.
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And justice for all.
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Just let it out! They'll
get to your real feelings.
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How does it feel?
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Hey, man, I feel lousy...
Lousy.
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I feel shitty...
Hmm.
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I feel pissed off...
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Violent, hostile?
Yeah, a little.
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Great! Hit me.
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Hey, man, I can't do that.
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Look, you can.
You want to.
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You... You... You have to.
I need it.
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Hey, man.
What's wrong with you?
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You getting a little kinky?
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'Cause if you are,
it's gonna cost you extra.