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Newscaster:
METEOROLOGISTS ARE BAFFLED
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BY THE TORNADO
AND TORRENTIAL RAINSTORMS
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THAT STRUCK COLOMBIA
THIS AFTERNOON,
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THREATENING TO DESTROY
THE NATION'S COFFEE CROP
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FOR THE NEXT 5 YEARS.
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GALE-FORCE WINDS
UP TO 250 MILES AN HOUR
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HAVE LASHED
THE COUNTRYSIDE,
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WHILE 12 INCHES
OF RAINFALL
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HAVE BEEN RECORDED
IN ONE DAY.
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A SPOKESMAN FROM CALTECH
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SAID THIS WAS THE MOST
AWESOME DISPLAY OF--
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TURN IT OFF!
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IF I LAUGH HARDER,
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I'LL SPLIT MY SIDES.
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...SEEMS TO DEFY
ALL LAWS OF WEATHER SYSTEMS
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KNOWN TO SCIENCE.
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POOR LITTLE COLOMBIA.
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WELL.
HA HA HA HA!
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OOH! I'LL GET YOU
FOR THAT,
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YOU BIG SILLY!
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BUBBA, DO YOU REALIZE
WHAT WE'RE ON TO?
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DO I? EVERY TIME
A DRUNK SOBERS UP,
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HE'LL DRINK
WEBSTER COFFEE.
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WHY STOP AT COFFEE?
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COFFEE GETS
THE WORLD OFF TO WORK.
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BUT WHAT KEEPS
THE WORLD WORKING?
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DIET SODA?
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VERA, YOU MEAN...
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YOU MEAN--
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TODAY, COFFEE...
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TOMORROW, THE OIL!
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OIL?
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IF GUS GORMAN CAN PUSH
THE RIGHT BUTTONS--
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I CAN HAVE IT ALL.
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ALL THE OIL,
ALL THE PUMPS,
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ALL THE TANKERS.
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THIS IS SOME
NIFTY IDEA, VERA.
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BOSS!
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JUST THE MAN
I WANT TO SEE.
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IT IS NOT MY FAULT.
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WHAT'S
NOT YOUR FAULT?
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SUPERMAN STARTED
DOING HIS THING
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WHEN YOU STARTED
DOING YOURS.