:06:02
You know, you're something.
:06:04
I love you.
:06:06
- Really, I can't.
- I accept that!
:06:08
I mean, I really love you.
You're a nice person.
:06:15
Really?
:06:22
So you want to fuck?
:06:25
Just kidding!
:06:33
Then one day I was driving home.
:06:36
They were running a tape
of one of my shows.
:06:39
I heard myself talking
to someone who had called up.
:06:42
Someone in real pain.
:06:45
I listened for about 45 seconds.
And I'm talking...
:06:49
...like I know them and understand...
:06:52
...and have something
useful to say about their lives.
:06:58
The worst part was they
believed me.
:07:00
I quit the next day.
:07:12
You helped me.
:07:16
I was 15 and my family was
living in Oakland.
:07:19
And I used to
listen to you every night.
:07:23
One night I called you up.
:07:26
I was upset and thought
something was wrong with me.
:07:29
- Like I was a pervert.
- What did I say?
:07:32
That I'd be okay if I did
my homework...
:07:34
...and went to bed at a reasonable hour.
:07:39
You were right. It was okay.
:07:41
You helped.
:07:44
I don't want to discuss this now.
:07:47
Why? You have more people
to tell about the stock thing?
:07:50
It's really a charming side of you.
:07:51
Remind me to
get more cocaine tomorrow.
:07:54
If you tell everyone about the stock deal,
it will blow up in your face.
:07:59
Who will you tell next? Michael?