Vacation

1:08:02

Yeah, it's been a real drag, Dad!

1:08:04

Maybe we can try it some other time.

1:08:07

Walley World's overrated anyway.

1:08:10

What do you think?

1:08:15

I think you're all fucked in the head.

1:08:17

We're ten hours from the fucking
fun park and you want to bail out.

1:08:21

Well, I'll tell you something.
This is no longer a vacation!

1:08:24

It's a quest!

1:08:25

It's a quest for fun.

1:08:27

I'm going to have fun and
you're going to have fun.

1:08:29

We're all going to have
so much fucking fun...

1:08:31

...we'll need plastic surgery
to remove our goddamn smiles.

1:08:34

You'll be whistling zippity-doo-dah
out of your assholes!

1:08:39

I have to be crazy.
I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose.

1:08:42

Praise Marty Moose! Holy shit!

1:08:47

Dad, do you want
an aspirin or something?

1:08:50

Don't touch!

1:09:06

The next time you have
one of your outbursts...

1:09:07

...I'd appreciate it if you'd have
some consideration for your kids.

1:09:11

What are you talking about?

1:09:12

You don't know?

1:09:14

All I know is I'm trying to treat
my family to a little fun!

1:09:17

Spare me, Clark!
I know your brand of family fun.

1:09:19

Tomorrow you'll probably
kill the desk clerk...

1:09:21

...hold up a McDonald's, and drive us
a thousand miles out of the way...

1:09:24

...to see the world's largest
ball of mud!

1:09:27

You know what your problem is?

1:09:31

You have an uncanny knack
for looking at the dark side of things.

1:09:33

That's your problem.

1:09:36

You wouldn't know a good time
if it came up and bit you!

1:09:38

Where are you going?

1:09:40

What do you care?