:56:02
Come on, let's go!
:56:04
I'm staying.
That's all there is to it.
:56:09
I guess you want me
to hitchhike back to Bologna,
:56:13
seeing as how you're interested
in all the stupidity in the world,
:56:17
except me.
:56:19
Take the car.
:56:21
You're a nut!
A crazy, selfish nut!
:56:27
Go to hell!
:56:33
Had a fight, didn't you?
:56:36
No, it's just that I'm doing
some research about this place.
:56:39
There, and she doesn't want to.
:56:45
- You know how women are.
- I know something about them.
:56:49
I got a mother who's a real terror.
:56:51
- What are you studying, ruins?
- Ruins.
:56:54
- This is a motel!
- And a restaurant too.
:56:57
But when they finish up there,
we'll have to close.
:57:00
- Are they making it into a hotel?
- You bet.
:57:03
These Frenchies, over a thousand
rooms, all with color TV.
:57:06
We got a dozen rooms and
can't rent one for love or money.
:57:10
- And those guys are putting up
a thousand! - I'll rent one.
:57:15
If you're into ruins,
this here's the oldest ruin in Spina!
:57:18
Mirko, fill 'er up
and take a look at the oil.
:57:22
Benni, there's a stranger here
who's heard a lot about you.
:57:25
Are you one of those nuts
from up there?
:57:27
No, I'm doing some research
on what went on here.
:57:30
I will tell you everything
for a beer.
:57:33
- Questions? - No, I just wondered
what you knew about that place.
:57:37
I know what everybody knows.
:57:39
That it was a holiday camp
up to '56, when they closed it.
:57:44
- Then? - Nothing until three
years ago, when the nudists came.
:57:48
The ones who go around
with their cheeks out...
:57:53
- What happened? - So these
perverts, that's what they are,
:57:56
are all lying on the beach,
when a dog of theirs dies.