:28:18
It's all here, the whole thing,
how he fell off the gas tank.
:28:22
There's a picture showing where he
jumped and an "X" where he landed!
:28:26
I don't want to hear any more!
Not birds, not nothing!
:28:30
You can start now...
:28:31
by cleaning the pigeon shit
off the front porch.
:28:39
Face it, we're out of
the pigeon business.
:28:42
- They ain't coming back.
- They'll come back, they were homed.
:28:45
What kind of home is it when
your witch of a mom chops it up...
:28:49
and chases the birds away?
:28:51
It's home to them.
:28:52
It's not the lumber and nails.
It's the place.
:28:55
I got to tell you something.
:28:57
But you have to promise
not to go ape-shit on me.
:29:00
What?
:29:01
Do you promise?
:29:04
You're right.
Those birds kept coming back.
:29:06
Your mom puts down poison
and knocks off half of them.
:29:09
But those blue bars get smart
and still keep coming back.
:29:12
So she calls Mr. Solari.
:29:14
Mr. Solari, the poultry guy?
:29:16
Yeah, the butcher.
:29:17
That guy would dress his mother
as a chicken...
:29:20
if he got 69 cents a pound.
:29:22
He must've taken them.
They ain't been back since.
:29:25
No, you don't get it, Al.
:29:26
Those blue bars saw Solari.
:29:28
That's why they didn't come back.
:29:30
You're wrong!
Solari bagged them.
:29:32
They're dead!
Plucked and fucked!
:29:35
You don't understand birds, Al.
:29:38
I got an idea for something else
we can go partners on.
:29:41
You know that old Ford
at the junkyard?
:29:44
Yeah, okay.
:29:46
It's a good thing those blue bars
recognized Solari, huh?
:29:50
Pigeons ain't stupid, Al!