:01:00
% My lovely, lovely woman,
l hate to see her cry
:01:03
% But when l start to mangia,
l get the evil eye
:01:07
% My vuole's gettin' stronger,
ah, to hell with my gumba
:01:11
% Then l get it from my woman,
che de botts a na sciatta
:01:15
% Agita, my gumba, in the banzone
:01:20
% When l eat,
he gets a treat like a canzone
:01:24
% he enjoys every meal,
every bite that l steal
:01:28
% Agita, my gumba, in the banzone
:01:36
We got to do miami jokes.
If you're in FIorida, you do miami jokes.
:01:39
morty, I tried miami jokes.
I don't know what works any more.
:01:42
- Why? What happened?
- I got that big miami joke that I do.
:01:45
About the hoteIs being expensive
and how much it costs,...
:01:49
..Iike $1 50 a day for a sIeeping room,
and I said to the cIerk ''What's cheaper?''
:01:53
He said ''I got a room for $10,
but you make your own bed.''
:01:55
So he gave me a hammer and some naiIs.
That's the joke.
:01:58
- It's a good joke. It works.
- Been workin' for years. Last night it died.
:02:02
ReaIIy?
:02:03
That audience sat there
Iike they were an oiI painting.
:02:06
I don't know why.
AIways works when I do it.
:02:08
You do that joke?
maybe that's where I got it from.
:02:12
When I broke into
this business in New York,...
:02:14
..I couId pIay at Ieast 1 2û to 2û0 weeks
a year without Ieaving the city.
:02:18
- There was the Latin Quarter...
- The China DoII.
:02:20
- China DoII...
- Queen's Terrace.
:02:23
- PIayed the BouIevard...
- What about Jersey? The Stagecoach...
:02:27
- LampIighters.
- Riviera, BiII miIIer's.
:02:29
Look how far you have to go. You went
to Washington. I went to BaItimore.
:02:34
- You gotta have good tyres to work today.
- Or a good car.
:02:38
The first impression I did,
I went to see The Seventh Veil.
:02:41
I didn't want to become an impressionist.
I was trying to deveIop an EngIish accent.
:02:46
The idea of impersonating James mason
was the furthest thing from my mind.
:02:50
Out came this impression and
I've been doing impressions ever since.
:02:53
- But this thing is aII in the mask, right?
- And then I did Picasso for a few weeks.
:02:58
You know the first time
I saw you do mason?