:07:01
Nobody in the audience
is under 80 years oId.
:07:04
He's on stage, doing his act,
two peopIe get heart attacks.
:07:07
So naturaIIy
he became a personaI manager.
:07:10
You can't do a good act,
you become a personaI manager.
:07:13
But his acts were so devoted.
They Ioved him.
:07:16
Where you gonna find
that kind of devotion today?
:07:19
The funniest Danny Rose story is the time
he's handIing a hypnotist. A hypnotist.
:07:24
He's got the guy working
the CatskiII mountains.
:07:27
The hypnotist brings up this
Jewish Iady and hypnotises her.
:07:30
Tessie! Tessie!
:07:33
- The body is warm. It's a good sign.
- Yes, that's a good sign.
:07:37
Tessie! Tessie!
:07:38
I promise you, if your wife
never wakes up again,...
:07:42
..I wiII take you to
any restaurant of your choice, OK?
:07:46
Do you Iike Chinese food?
:07:48
(laughter)
:07:53
AII right, you finished? Excuse me.
HoId it, hoId it. Are you finished?
:07:57
Are you finished? Because I have
the greatest Danny Rose story.
:08:05
HoId it now. Are you finished?
:08:07
I have the greatest
Danny Rose story, aII right?
:08:11
You wanna do anything?
This is gonna take some time.
:08:13
- Can I caII home?
- Go ahead.
:08:16
- Coffee.
- Are you ready?
:08:18
We're gonna be here a whiIe.
This is the greatest Danny Rose story.
:08:22
- This is the one with Lou Canova.
- The taII guy, the singer? The ItaIian kid?
:08:26
He was the kid that had
those semi-hit records?
:08:29
He had a record, I think, caIIed ''Agita''.
It was on the charts for about 1 5 minutes.
:08:34
This is not during those 1 5 minutes.
This is 2รป5 years Iater.
:08:38
And Lou cannot get anybody
to handIe him. The man's in troubIe.
:08:42
And the onIy one who
beIieves in him is Danny Rose.
:08:45
And by now, you gotta remember,
Lou is a has-been,...
:08:49
..he's got a big ego, a temperament
and a sIight drinking probIem,...
:08:53
..and Danny has faith.
:08:59
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