:43:03
We're not living in the goddamn
Middle Ages. We got TV, Family Feud.
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We're not stuck in
Leave It to Beaver land here.
:43:10
Well, I haven't noticed
a wet T-shirt contest in town yet.
:43:16
I haven't either,
but I'm waiting patiently.
:43:20
I tell you what I'd like to do.
:43:21
Glue a Playboy centerfold inside
each of Reverend Moore's hymnals.
:43:26
Yeah, you know what else
we could do?
:43:28
We could start one of your
nightclubs right in the church.
:43:32
That's it.
That's it, man.
:43:36
What's it?
:43:38
A dance.
:43:40
- What?
- A dance!
:43:41
We could have a dance!
You know, a dance?
:43:45
- You know what I mean! Dance! Dance!
- You're gonna get me angry!
:43:48
Gonna turn this town upside down!
:43:50
Stop it!
:43:56
I was down in Denver last year...
:43:59
for about a week
at a Bible convention.
:44:02
And the whole time I was there,
people would come up...
:44:05
and ask me, "Reverend, how can
you live in such a small town...
:44:10
so far away from the hustle
and bustle of the 20th century?"
:44:14
I'd say to them,
"You'd never ask me that...
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if you could just once,
just for one minute...
:44:19
experience the feeling of family
that comes from knowing...
:44:24
that all of our lives
are tied up with each of us.
:44:28
That we feel all the same joys...
:44:30
the same sorrows,
and that we care.
:44:36
Each and every one of us cares
for the other. "
:44:40
I told them...
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"I just feel closer
to my Lord out there.
:44:44
And I feel closer...
:44:48
and safer with my people...
:44:51
and I think they feel closer to me.
:44:55
The Lord smiles on us out there.
:44:59
And that's why I'm staying. "