:42:01
If that don't dissuade you,
I got a 6-inch razor that will end this talk.
:42:05
Stay put until the authorities get here.
:42:08
Call the embassy!
:42:09
I want to keep my comrade
from making a big mistake.
:42:12
I told you to back off!
:42:13
You're in my jurisdiction which runs from
Style Boutique to Personal Fragrances.
:42:18
So keep your hands off the man!
:42:21
- What's going on here, Mr. Simpson?
- I don't know.
:42:24
- Don't blame me. I was on the floor.
- Who knows?
:42:27
Some Russian is running around
talking about defection.
:42:29
We don't like that at Bloomingdale's,
and it's up to you to keep order.
:42:35
Everybody on the bus.
Everybody back on the bus.
:42:42
In the name of the Soviet Union, I protest.
This Soviet citizen has been drugged.
:42:47
- I am not drugged.
- He's being held against his will.
:42:50
Nobody is smoking no shit around here.
I've had it with you guys today.
:42:54
Back off!
:42:55
I'm Kaity Tong at Bloomingdale's
with a drama in American-Soviet relations.
:42:59
Things are chaotic here,
but this is what we know so far:
:43:03
Apparently, a member of the Russian
circus troupe, performing in New York...
:43:07
...has decided to defect in,
of all places, Bloomie's.
:43:11
Vladimir, I trusted you.
Now you do this to your family and to me.
:43:15
You know what my life will be now?
:43:18
Vladimir, have mercy.
:43:24
You are a Russian.
:43:27
Please, I will give you everything I own.
:43:31
My sweet Volodnishka, please.
:43:41
You will never see your parents
or your sister. Your grandfather...
:43:45
... never.
:43:49
I defect.
:43:56
This is New York City.
A man can do whatever he wants.