1:11:43
I take FDR Drive, sir, to beat the traffic.
1:11:46
Whatever you say.
This is my first trip to NYC.
1:11:50
You relax, sir.
There's Perrier in the side bar.
1:11:53
TV is working.
I think General Hospital is on.
1:11:57
- What time is it, by the way?
- 12:00 in five minutes.
1:12:01
I had my damn watch stolen
out at the airport last night.
1:12:04
Really? That's a bitch.
1:12:06
Went into the washroom,
took my Rollie off, set her on the basin...
1:12:10
...stepped back
to shake the dew off my lily...
1:12:12
...turned around,
and she was gone like that.
1:12:15
- I'd like you to check this out.
- What's that?
1:12:18
It's a digital. It's Japanese.
1:12:20
Touch gives you heartbeat
and body temperature.
1:12:23
- What part of Texas are you from?
- The East Village, sir. Seventh Street.
1:12:28
You sound further away than that.
1:12:30
I have a fountain pen with an alarm clock
built in. Check this out.
1:12:34
You've got your hand on the bucket
and you're headed toward the well.
1:12:37
I also sell vitamins. Look at this.
1:12:39
"True Nature." It's a six-pack of health.
It's great for your sex life.
1:12:43
Gives you the dick of death.
1:12:45
I'd like to trade me some flat
for some round.
1:12:48
Pluck one of them long-stemmed
American beauties.
1:12:51
A little shaky pudding.
But get me to my hotel on time.
1:12:55
Just relax, sir. I give you great limo.