:37:00
Tell these guys how you stumped
on this whole thing.
:37:03
-No, no, no.
-Tell 'em the story.
:37:05
Uh, come on.
:37:06
Pussy insurance.
Insurance pussy. What is it?
:37:08
Tell them that story.
:37:10
Life is stranger than shit,
that's all.
:37:13
It's a pisser. No big story.
:37:16
I got this insurance agent,
this Jew kid named David.
:37:19
He used to call me at
every policy in the world.
:37:22
Every policy name it.
The dogs, house, wife, life...
:37:28
I'm drinking with the boys
and he comes in with his wife.
:37:33
A pretty brunette, with a nice ass...
who works for a jeweler.
:37:36
And he's still on the hustle...
this guy.
:37:40
And so I wink at the guys
and I say: Look...
:37:42
What's the matter?
:37:44
Aren't you having a good time?
:37:44
the most serious policy
that should be...
:37:48
you don't have me covered for.
:37:50
He goes, "What's that, Joe?"
Cock insurance.
:37:53
You make me a policy
that when it don't work...
:37:54
Why are you going out tonight?
:37:57
I get a payment,
I'll write out a check now.
:37:57
Why bother now that
prohibition is almost over?
:38:02
Well, everybody's selling out.
:38:02
He thinks, "Oh, I don't know
if there actuality gauges...
:38:05
We got some friends who have a lot
of booze they want to get rid of.
:38:07
governing this,
but we can make a policy."
:38:08
Practically nothing, so,
we figured why not.
:38:10
He says,
"But you got to guarantee...
:38:12
that you're in good health now."
:38:14
Well, that's super, you know,
I says, look, leave her with me...
:38:17
I'm going to be gone for a while.
:38:17
come back and see
if it stands up then...
:38:20
I'll be waiting at the hotel.
:38:20
you know I'm in good health
to begin with, right?
:38:22
The jerk leaves her. I screw her.
Not only that, she likes it...
:38:24
I like it when you come home
late and wake me up.
:38:26
and she tells me, she blabs
when her boss, the jeweler...
:38:29
is shipping stones to Holland...
:38:31
where he keeps his stash...
:38:33
I'm not going to be
home tonight.
:38:33
in a little drawer in the safe
everything in the world.
:38:36
Can't ask for more, right?
Except one better.
:38:40
I never paid the first premium
on the new "cock".
:38:43
I might not be home
tomorrow either.
:38:46
I thought these things only
take a couple of hours.
:38:56
Ladies and gents...
:38:57
Cock insurance.
:38:58
I drink to the demise of
Fat Moe's Speakeasy.