:05:00
He's not so bad. What do you expect,
for chrissakes?
:05:02
This is D.C. The men are all married
or gay or work for the government.
:05:06
Or all three.
:05:07
- How come you got the zebra?
- I got here first.
:05:10
Does that mean I get the giraffe?
:05:11
No, Francine has the giraffe tonight.
:05:15
- Oh, no!
- Oh, yes.
:05:17
Oh, no way!
:05:19
No way! There's absolutely
no way I'm...
:05:22
What's the matter?
:05:23
I will not walk around this place
dressed like a goddamn chicken!
:05:26
That is not a chicken.
That is an emu.
:05:29
An "emu"?
I never heard of an emu.
:05:31
Nobody I know ever heard of an emu.
So wear it yourself.
:05:34
No, dear, I'm not a chicken.
I'm an emu.
:05:38
That's "emu." E-M-U.
:05:42
No, sweetie, I will not sit
on your eggs.
:05:46
I gotta get something together for
my car, which had a breakdown today.
:05:50
I am so broke.
:05:51
See that guy over there?
The one with the green jacket.
:05:54
Yeah.
:05:56
He's looking for a good time.
:05:57
He'll have trouble finding it.
:05:59
I know you don't go
for stuff like that...
:06:01
...but the guy gave me 10 bucks
for an introduction.
:06:05
- An introduction, that's all.
- Yeah?
:06:07
Tell him I said, "How do you do?"
:06:11
Hey, Sunshine, listen to me.
:06:14
I've got a couple extra hundred bucks
that I'm not doing anything with.
:06:18
You wouldn't have
to pay me back right away.
:06:21
- I'm okay, Ella, really.
- I'm serious.
:06:23
- You know my friend I told you about?
- Sure.
:06:26
He's been real generous lately.
Real generous, know what I mean?
:06:30
I think so.
:06:32
See this.
:06:34
- Now, don't tell anyone. It's real.
- Wow!
:06:37
See these? They're not.
:06:39
He paid for all three.
:06:41
Now, listen, my friend
has some friends...
:06:44
...very nice guys.
:06:47
- You should go out with them.
- No, Ella, I couldn't.
:06:50
I didn't say you're lying.
:06:52
I said I find it very interesting that
you used the same excuse last week.
:06:56
No, that was last week!
:06:58
Your sister's kids' measles
was the week before.