:15:10
- Would you like to speak first?
- No, not really.
:15:14
Well, yes.
:15:25
Well, I'd like to say thank you...
:15:29
...to everybody at the hospital...
:15:31
...for being so nice and taking
such good care of me.
:15:35
And I'd like to tell everybody
in America...
:15:38
... that this is the best place to come
if you're ever shot in the ass.
:15:45
- Is the chief watching this?
- Don't know.
:15:48
- What did he say when you talked?
- He was napping.
:15:51
Can you tell us what you're going
to do next?
:15:55
Well, I'm gonna go home
to Oregon and visit my folks.
:15:58
And relax and see what new things
my dad's invented in his workshop.
:16:02
And check on my dog and eat some
of my mom's huckleberry pie...
:16:07
... which is the best in the world.
:16:09
Jesus Christ, what is
this cornball routine?
:16:14
- Look at them.
- Who?
:16:17
Them. The hard-boiled press.
:16:19
They're eating it up.
:16:20
Then there's my grandma and grandpa
who I haven't seen in a long time.
:16:24
Gosh, they're in their 70s
and in really great shape.
:16:27
Grandma still volunteers
as a crossing guard.
:16:30
She's gonna sing
the national anthem next.
:16:32
Hi, Grandma. If you're watching,
I'll see you soon.
:16:35
I'll bet Grandpa was personally
decorated by Eisenhower.
:16:38
My grandfather used
to pitch for the Salem Rockets...
:16:41
...which was an AA league.
- Even better.
:16:44
He was MVP two years running,
and we're very proud of him.
:16:47
- Maybe she's running for office.
- Come on.
:16:50
To be that dumb and run for office?
:16:55
- What about your personal life?
- What about it?
:16:59
For starters, you live
with two men. Is that right?