:28:00
I'll be right back.
Could you just wait here?
:28:03
I'll just be right back.
:28:05
Protocol.
:28:11
You won't believe what just happened.
:28:14
What happened?
:28:16
- What's wrong with you?
- P-R-O-T-O-K...
:28:24
Wait a minute, guys.
:28:26
"Protocol: the customs
and regulations...
:28:29
...dealing with the ceremonies and
etiquette of the diplomatic corps."
:28:33
It's a job.
:28:35
She just got a job.
:28:36
It's a job. They want me
to work for them.
:28:39
Work where?
:28:41
Oh, thank you!
:28:46
Exactly where would I be working?
:28:50
The State Department.
:28:51
I was wondering, does a job like that
pay by the hour or the week or what?
:28:55
Well, for a start,
about 35,000 a year.
:29:19
"Dear Falcon: Pigeon in cage.
Signed, Eagle. "
:29:32
Dad, these books
the Protocol Department sent...
:29:35
...are filled with weird rules.
:29:36
"Never cross your legs in front
of an African chief...
:29:39
...because the sole of the shoe
is considered an insult."
:29:43
I better be more careful!
:29:45
Oh, God, you wouldn't believe all
the rules they've got in this book.
:29:50
Half of them don't make sense at all.
:29:52
I don't know how I'll learn it all.
:29:54
Stop worrying.
You're like your mother.
:29:56
You'll do okay.
:29:58
I just hope I don't screw up.
:29:59
- You won't.
- There's so much...