Sixteen Candles
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1:05:00
How do you tell
if it's a female?
'Cause it's got tits.

1:05:03
What makes 'em different
than regular tits?

1:05:05
They got four.
Just get the camera.
It's in the closet.

1:05:10
- Don't go in the closet.
- [Crash]

1:05:13
[Dog Barking]
1:05:15
Such assholes.
I can't believe it.

1:05:19
You should check that out.
Why do you always
have to argue?

1:05:22
I'm not arguing. I am not!
I am not!
Yes, you are. Yes, you are.

1:05:26
Every time I do something,
bitch, bitch, bitch.
Bitch is a female dog.

1:05:29
I am not even.
What's that supposed
to mean?

1:05:33
Shit!
Shoot!

1:05:51
Ted, that's
a Rolls-Royce.

1:05:54
Ted, that's the prom queen.
You got two girls
in one night.

1:05:58
I told you dudes
I was hot.
Hot? You're a legend!

1:06:01
Will you shut up?
People around here work,
all right?

1:06:05
Will you hurry it up?
I'm breaking, like,
30 major laws here.

1:06:07
You know, Ted,
nobody's gonna
believe you.

1:06:12
No way.
1:06:15
That, my friends,
is what the pictures
are for. Okay?

1:06:32
Just get that thing
there.

1:06:34
- Are you guys ready?
- Wait, hold on.

1:06:38
Put it down just a bit.
You guys know what
you're doing here?

1:06:42
All right,
just a minute.

1:06:44
How's this look?
Very nice.

1:06:46
Wait, black and white. It would
capture the moment so nicely.
Oooh.

1:06:51
Will you take
the picture already?

1:06:54
You're pissin' me off,
I'm tellin' ya.

1:06:59
Smile, pumpkin.
What?
Oh! Pictures!


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