1:11:01
Helen, get in the car!
1:11:03
[Chattering Continues]
1:11:13
[Fred]
Hey, Howard, there's
your Chinaman.
1:11:17
[Howard]
Thanks, Fred.
Bye, Dong.
1:11:20
What the...
What's he doin'
on the ground there?
1:11:23
[Helen]
What happened?
1:11:25
Hold a mirror
in front of his mouth.
Howard! He's dead!
1:11:29
Aw, shit.
I pay seven grand for a wedding,
I'll never see it!
1:11:32
Oh, watch your language,
Mr. Dirty Mouth.
1:11:36
Oh, thank God,
he is still warm.
Oh, good.
1:11:40
Here, l-I'll help you.
Roll him over.
1:11:42
[Everyone Groans]
1:11:45
Ugh.
[Gagging]
Canine cologne.
1:11:47
Oh, no more yankee
my wankee.
1:11:51
The Donger need food!
[Laughing]
1:11:54
[Laughing]
Hell, he's three sheets to the wind!
1:11:58
He's drunk
as a skunk!
Shut up, Fred. Shut up.
1:12:02
Dong!
1:12:05
[Dong Laughing]
Dong.
1:12:08
Dong, Grandpa
is talking to you.
1:12:13
Dong. Where is my
automobile?
1:12:17
Automobile?
[Continues Laughing]
1:12:21
[Imitating Race Car]
1:12:25
[Imitating Crash]
1:12:29
Lake.
Big lake.
1:12:31
Ohh!
1:12:33
- Why, you
little scuzzbag!
- [Yelps]
1:12:37
[Church Bells Chiming]
1:12:38
Oh, my.
Is everything all right?
1:12:41
I was afraid you'd
had an accident.
1:12:44
I wish.
Her monthly bill
came early.
1:12:50
[Laughs]
Well, she's fine.
1:12:53
Uh, she just took
a muscle relaxer.
1:12:55
Try four.
1:12:57
You didn't.
Mother!
1:12:59
"["Theme From Dragnet" ]