:15:01
I don't like her.
:15:03
Any girl who calls up a boy
is just asking for trouble.
:15:06
Mom. There's nothing wrong
with calling a boy.
:15:09
I think it's terrible. Girls chasing boys.
:15:12
When I was your age,
l never chased a boy or called a boy or...
:15:16
...sat in a parked car with a boy.
:15:19
Then how am I ever
supposed to meet anybody?
:15:22
Well, it'll just happen.
:15:24
Like the way I met your father.
:15:27
That was so stupid.
Grandpa hit him with the car.
:15:30
It was meant to be.
:15:33
Anyway...
:15:34
...if Grandpa hadn't hit him,
then none of you would have been born.
:15:38
Yeah, well.
:15:39
I don't understand what Dad was doing
in the middle of the street.
:15:43
What was it, George? Bird-watching?
:15:45
What, Lorraine? What?
:15:48
Anyway, your Grandpa
hit him with the car...
:15:51
...and brought him into the house.
:15:54
He seemed so helpless.
:15:58
Like a little lost puppy,
and my heart just went out to him.
:16:01
Yeah, we know.
You've told us this story a million times.
:16:04
You felt sorry for him.
:16:06
You decided to go with him
to the Fish Under the Sea dance.
:16:09
No. It was
the Enchantment Under the Sea dance.
:16:12
Our first date. I'll never forget it.
:16:16
It was the night of that terrible
thunderstorm, remember, George?
:16:22
Your father kissed me
for the first time on that dance floor.
:16:27
It was then that I realized...
:16:30
...that I was going to spend
the rest of my life with him.
:16:36
Oh, no.