:14:01
but a pathetic...
:14:03
washed-up, aged ex-champion.
:14:05
Let's go!
:14:13
Someone's gonna see God.
:14:18
I'm gonna break
your goddamn neck!
:14:20
Get outta the car!
:14:23
Get outta the car!
:14:29
Hello. How was your day?
:14:31
- Beth broke up with me.
- That's nice.
:14:35
We're through. That's it.
:14:51
What the hell?
Wait a minute here.
:14:54
Wait. This is death here.
:14:58
I haven't even been
to New York City.
:15:00
Jesus. I haven't
even been anywhere.
:15:13
Suicide is never the answer,
little trooper.
:15:16
Greendale is a bodaciously
small town.
:15:20
It's a flyspeck on the map...
:15:22
a rest stop on the way
to a ski slope.
:15:24
I can't even get real drugs
here.
:15:28
Stalin's a hero, the only one
in this town who can ski the K-12.
:15:32
You're a great skier,
but he's incredible.
:15:36
What if I ski the K-12?
You think she'd take me back?
:15:42
I'm back to suicide again.
:15:49
I think we're all going
to enjoy this little treat.
:15:53
I got the recipe
from the Ladies'Home Journal.
:15:55
The mail got wet in the rain,
so some of the pages ran together.
:15:59
But what I couldn't read
I improvised with my own ideas.