Better Off Dead...
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1:07:12
Something wrong, Monique?
1:07:17
Nice talking to you.
1:07:21
Hell, yes, something is wrong!
1:07:24
This, how you say, "dorkhead"...
1:07:28
is an unleashed sex fiend.
1:07:30
Look. He will not leave me alone.
He thinks because I stay here...

1:07:33
I am his love goddess,
his prostrate.

1:07:37
No. Prostitute.
1:07:39
Holy shit.
You big faker. You speak English.

1:07:43
But of course I speak English.
I speak very good English.

1:07:47
I will not, however,
speak Mrs. Smith's...

1:07:51
international language of love
with this reptilian son.

1:07:57
Well, honk my hooter!
1:08:00
I don't believe it. You've
understood everything we've said?

1:08:03
Look, Lane. If you were living
with a family like that...

1:08:06
the less you spoke, the happier
you would be, I promise you.

1:08:10
God, I never thought of that.
1:08:12
I thought if Casanova and I
had nothing to say to each other...

1:08:15
he'd get bored, go away.
1:08:18
Instead, he used it as a chance
to put his testicles all over me.

1:08:22
His what?
1:08:24
How you say... octopus, testicles?
1:08:28
Tentacles. "N-t." Tentacles.
1:08:31
- Tentacles.
- There's a big difference.

1:08:34
All I want is to come to the States
and see Dodger Stadium.

1:08:42
Now all I see is that... that face
in my door every time I move.

1:08:47
Dodgers, huh? I notice
you have a pretty good pitching arm.

1:08:52
What else is there that is
of interest in the States...

1:08:55
but the Brooklyn Dodgers?
1:08:58
I don't know.
You might find a nice friend.


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