:30:00
Two weeks is nothing.
:30:02
It's 14 times as long as yesterday,
and yesterday lasted...
:30:06
...an eternity.
:30:09
Why don't you call him?
:30:11
- Are you crazy?
- What could happen?
:30:13
Dad could rip out my tongue, that's what.
:30:16
He wouldn't even notice
if you kept it short.
:30:20
Okay, I'll just say hello
and good-bye. Short.
:30:25
I wonder if anything good's on TV.
:30:30
Should I watch cheese or snow?
:30:33
- Hello?
- Hello, Jack.
:30:36
Oh, God, Jack, I miss you so much.
:30:39
- Do you miss me?
- Yes.
:30:41
- Really?
- Yes.
:30:42
I miss you so much it hurts.
:30:46
- I got to go.
- What?
:30:48
- I have to eat.
- Your mom's calling you to dinner?
:30:51
Okay, I'll hold.
:30:54
- Can we stop? I'm hungry.
- Yeah, Dad. Rusty's hungry.
:30:58
We've got a schedule to keep.
:31:11
That's it!
That's the way I want my hair cut!
:31:15
You don't want to look like a rooster,
do you?
:31:18
There's Buckingham Palace,
where the Queen lives and works.
:31:22
Works? What does she do?
:31:24
She queens and vacuums.
:31:32
We'd like to check out, please.
:31:35
Yeah, Mr. Greaseball.
:31:37
Let's tally up your bill.
:31:40
Will we really have time
to see Stonehenge?
:31:43
No problem.
I've calculated the driving time.
:31:46
If we skip lunch,
we'll make the plane to Paris.
:31:49
I'm sick of English food. I feel like a blimp.
:31:51
You look fine.
:31:53
Don't I just sign?
Pig in a Poke takes care of this.
:31:57
- It does not include the telephone bill.
- We just made a couple of local calls.