1:22:01
Look at this, your people
just like to blow things up.
1:22:05
Look... Look, we...
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We sent out those signals
because we wanted to meet.
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But it had to be someone special.
1:22:13
You!
1:22:14
So... So you could explain.
1:22:18
You're not like the rest of them.
You knew we could be friends...
1:22:23
...if we only got the chance.
1:22:26
Look, I know I must look weird to you,
but how do you think you look to me?
1:22:30
Listen, I watched
four episodes of Lassie
1:22:32
before I figured out why
the little hairy kid never spoke!
1:22:36
I mean, he rolled over.
Sure, he did that fine,
1:22:38
but I didn't think he deserved
a series for that.
1:22:44
But, see, this isn't real.
1:22:46
And... And we don't really kill people.
1:22:49
Well, we do, but... But not aliens,
because we haven't met any.
1:23:02
What's that?
1:23:04
Space pirates.
1:23:07
Space pirates?
1:23:17
Space pirates.
1:23:19
- Scourge of the universe.
- We can fight them off!
1:23:21
- Vicious! Merciless!
- We'll stand together.
1:23:23
- We'll use your advanced weaponry!
- They crush all who defy them.
1:23:25
Coming to a theater near you.
Rated R.
1:23:30
Good night, everybody.
1:23:31
- Thanks for the memories...
- There she is.
1:23:39
Go home?
1:23:40
We can't go home.
We just got here.
1:23:42
And we're sorry you have
to run along so soon.
1:23:45
Aren't they great?
Let's give them a big sendoff.
1:23:47
I tell you, I love this guy.
I really do. I mean that sincerely.
1:23:50
Now, remember, you can see him
at Tahoe the week of the 17th
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and Atlantic City on Easter weekend.
Isn't that right?
1:23:55
Let's all try to be there.
1:23:57
Tahoe?