:01:05
Jack!
:01:07
Jack!
:01:08
You stop, or I'll shoot! Jack!
:01:12
- Go away, I'm late.
- What's in the cup?
:01:14
- Herbal tea.
- Liar. Give it to me.
:01:17
I like coffee! It picks me up.
:01:19
It gives you heartburn
and flattens your adrenals.
:01:22
- How does it feel to always be right?
- I revel in it.
:01:25
Watch your toes, Mother Teresa.
:01:30
- I love you!
- Bring it up now when I'm going to work.
:01:40
Great!
:01:42
Don't they teach those kids anything?
:01:45
You're supposed to put it in cold water
after you boil them.
:01:51
Wonderful.
:01:58
Not bad.
:02:01
If you did contribute, the Lord
will guarantee you a place in heaven.
:02:06
Will there be weeping
and gnashing of teeth, or...?
:02:09
Jesus said, "Don't talk to me
when I'm talking to you..."
:02:13
- Jeez!
...an enemy of the Lord?
:02:15
Wouldn't you like the Reverend Archie's
personally edited Bible in your home?
:02:25
Jeez!
:02:28
My fault, it was my fault! My fault!
:02:31
I should've told him
to boil the other egg.
:02:36
Son of a bitch, why don't you come
back and try that again? Moron!
:02:56
- Hey, excuse me! Hello?
- Sorry, pal, I'm late.