:53:01
We'll take you into the bedroom and give
you an experience you'll never forget.
:53:05
- And it's on us.
- I came here for a new experience.
:53:08
Well, now you're gonna get
a champion roll in the hay.
:53:11
- What? There's hay in the bedroom?
- You ever been to a brothel before?
:53:15
- What's a brothel?
- You must be kidding.
:53:18
- A brothel, a bordello, a whorehouse.
- I'm not following.
:53:23
We go to bed with you,
and make love, and you pay us.
:53:26
Only, because you're so sweet,
we want to treat you to a party.
:53:32
Really?
:53:35
Boy, this doesn't ring a bell
with anything I know.
:53:38
Oh, come on, buddy.
:53:40
- You know about making love, don't you?
- I can't make love with you.
:53:44
- Don't tell me you don't like women?
- Or you were wounded in the war?
:53:48
No. I'm in love with someone else.
:53:50
Not in love.
We're talking about making love.
:53:54
- But I love Cecilia.
- Well, so what? Marry Cecilia.
:53:57
- This is just for fun.
- I couldn't do that, Emma.
:54:00
Ladies, my gracious!
:54:03
Don't think I'm not
appreciative of your offer.
:54:06
I must say the concept
is totally new to me.
:54:08
But I'm just... I'm hopelessly
head over heels in love with Cecilia.
:54:13
She is all I want.
My devotion is to her, my loyalties...
:54:18
Every breath she takes
makes my heart dance.
:54:21
This guy just kills me.
:54:24
Are there any other
guys like you out there?
:54:27
Lawson's Music Store.
:54:29
This store has been here
since I was a kid.
:54:32
Mm. I wish I could play an instrument.
:54:34
My other ambition in life
is to be a great classical violinist.
:54:39
Thousands cheering me,
night after night...
:54:41
- I can play the ukulele.
- You can?
:54:43
Uh-huh. My father taught me
before he ran away.
:54:46
-
:54:49
I'm Alabamy bound
:54:52
There'll be no heebie-jeebies
hangin' round
:54:56
Just gave the meanest
ticket man on earth