:07:01
but would you mind
if I take up a moment of your time?
:07:05
-Sure.
-Thank you.
:07:07
See, I want to tell you...
:07:10
that I really enjoyed your paper.
:07:11
-You did?
-Yeah.
:07:12
I don't remember the last time...
:07:15
that I have seen this much detail
expressed on:
:07:19
"How to eat pizza
without burning the roof of your mouth."
:07:25
Unfortunately, whatever whimsical qualities
that your paper evokes...
:07:30
are obscured in a morass
of marginal grammar...
:07:34
creative spelling...
:07:37
and, as I believe, sausage stain.
:07:39
Pepperoni.
:07:42
Clean it up.
:07:45
Ms. Bradbury.
:07:47
You, on the other hand...
:07:49
express your ideas very clearly.
:07:52
Thank you.
:07:54
Except that your paper is....
:07:57
Well, it's dry.
:07:59
There's not enough of you coming through.
:08:02
Loosen up, Alison. Have some fun.
:08:05
Sleep when you feel like it,
not when you think you should.
:08:08
Eat food that is bad for you,
at least once in a while.
:08:11
Have conversations with people
whose clothes are not color coordinated.
:08:16
Make love in a hammock!
:08:23
Life is the ultimate experience.
:08:26
You have to experience it...
:08:28
in order to write about it.
:08:31
-Yes, Alison.
-What did you say after "hammock"?
:08:36
-I want you.
-All right.
:08:38
You're a dead man, dead meat.
You'll hear footsteps.
:08:40
Set!
:08:43
One, one thousand,
two, one thousand, three, one thousand.
:08:49
Gibson, all-pro safety out of Grambling,
makes another sparkling defensive jam.
:08:54
-I thought Grambling was all black.
-So what?
:08:57
What are you doing tonight?
:08:58
I'll tell you, I am not rewriting
my English paper. I have a social life.