1:00:04
Besides, they can't eat all this.
Don't work so hard for Bernie.
1:00:09
It's for Joan, too. Please put
the cranberry sauce in that dish.
1:00:14
All of these airs and graces
are for Joan.
1:00:17
It's for both.
At least Joan sits down while she eats.
1:00:22
She's a real lady, that one.
1:00:26
You want me to make Bernie feel at home?
I'll serve him some bread and Velveeta.
1:00:32
He's a better person than that bitch
on wheels. She's trying to sabotage us.
1:00:39
And he's full of comfort and support.
He hates me and I'm slaving for him.
1:00:45
- I did all the hard stuff.
- You did not!
1:00:49
- Danny, please, you did not!
- I did, too.
1:00:52
I mashed the potatoes, made the stuffing
and a salad. You cooked the turkey.
1:00:57
You son-of-a-bitch! I did all the
shopping, all the preparations.
1:01:00
Look at this goddam spread.
1:01:14
God, she looks great.
And she baked us a pie. That's terrific.
1:01:20
Your vulgarian friend is downstairs
denting innocent people's fenders.
1:01:32
Nice feed.
1:01:35
You got a terrific little homemaker.
1:01:48
- Guess who's been asking about you.
- Carmen? What did she say?
1:01:52
- You're practically a married man.
- Come on, what did she say?
1:01:56
Basically, she's got this desire
to GRAB YOUR JOINT!