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Cue, Cobber.
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Hi there, pop pickers.
Tonight, the teenage phenomenon.
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I have with me in the studio
Amberly Drove...
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Conservative member for
Beckensfield and a former headmaster.
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Top pop picker Harry Charms.
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Hello there, pop fans. Nice to see you.
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We have that delightful lady newshound
all the way from the US of A...
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Dido Lament.
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Hello.
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And last but not least, Colin.
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Don"t he look good?
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He's a teenager who's really going places.
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Ladies and gentlemen, teenagers,
let's get with it.
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Now Colin here snaps the habits of his
fellow teens, capturing them alive.
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Half-dead, some of them.
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What?
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I've often wondered what you'd get...
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if you crossed Jayne Mansfield
with an orangutan.
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What"s he saying that for?
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- What do you think you"re doing?
- It"s all right.
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That bourgeois bastard.
He"s the kind that"s turned this scene...
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into minks and Jags,
and little homes in Teddington.
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Now, that's more like it.
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Colin, are teenagers really as highly sexed
as we are led to believe?
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I mean, if the right girl came along,
would you bother to tie the knot...
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or is that just old square talk?
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What the hell do you think you're doing?
These are my friends.
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Harry, you're the toast
of Tin Pan Alley, I see.
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I see also that you just recovered from
a very unsuccessful nose job.
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Can you still smell success
in your teenage discoveries?
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First of all, may I say how marvelous it is
to be on your show tonight...
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with my latest discovery.
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You know, my boys are always being
criticized for the way they move.
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And it's a great shame we still can't show
what they do below the waist.
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Amberly, I think
we'll bring you in here, now.
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You have actually
taught teenagers yourself, haven't you?
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Yes, Cobber, I did.
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And I think it taught me a great deal.