:21:02
and newest freshman...
:21:05
the man who's
made it possible...
:21:07
for us to break ground
here today...
:21:10
Mr. Thornton Melon.
:21:15
Dean Martin, great speech.
:21:17
There's nothing like good,
clean business, huh?
:21:20
And a little monkey business.
:21:23
Oh, Philip. I'm so glad
you could make it.
:21:26
Mr. Melon, I'd like for you
to meet Dr. Philip Barbay...
:21:29
who's the dean
of our school of business.
:21:33
David, I just want
to get it on record...
:21:35
that I am totally against this.
:21:36
I don't think
that selling admission...
:21:38
to an obviously
unqualified student...
:21:40
is very ethical or honorable.
:21:43
Right, Phil,
but I'd just like to say...
:21:47
in all fairness
to Mr. Melon here...
:21:49
it was a really big check.
:21:52
It's a simple matter
of this man's presence...
:21:54
undermining the efforts
of our legitimate students...
:21:57
who are here as a result
of hard work.
:21:59
Hard work?
:22:00
Listen, Sherlock, while you were
tucked away up here...
:22:03
working on your ethics,
I was out there...
:22:05
busting my hump
in the real world.
:22:07
And the reason guys like you
got a place to teach...
:22:09
is 'cause guys like me
donate buildings.
:22:12
I wasn't speaking to you,
Mr. Melon.
:22:22
I don't think
Dr. Barbay understands...
:22:24
the actual amounts
that are involved here.
:22:27
Mr. Melon, will you take
the ceremonial shovel?
:22:31
Thank you.
:22:32
And dig into the symbolic dirt.
:22:38
I hereby dedicate
this building to... myself.
:22:55
Now, Dad, it's just like
we talked about.
:22:57
You sign up for whatever
interests you, OK?
:22:59
We're gonna get
on the astronomy line...