:30:01
of not just the material
and construction costs...
:30:03
but also the architects' fees
and the cost of land servicing.
:30:08
Oh, you left out
a bunch of stuff.
:30:11
Oh, really?
:30:13
Like what, for instance?
:30:15
First of all, you have to grease
the local politicians...
:30:18
for the sudden zoning problems
that always come up.
:30:20
Then there's the kickbacks
to the carpenters.
:30:23
And if you plan on using
any cement in this building...
:30:25
I'm sure the teamsters
would like to have...
:30:27
a little chat with you,
and that'll cost you.
:30:29
Don't forget a little something
for the building inspectors.
:30:31
There's the long-term costs,
such as waste disposal.
:30:35
I don't know if you're familiar
with who runs that business...
:30:37
but I assure you
it's not the boy scouts.
:30:39
That will be quite enough,
Mr. Melon.
:30:40
Maybe bribes and kickbacks...
:30:42
and Mafia payoffs
are how you do business...
:30:46
but they are not part of
the legitimate business world...
:30:48
and they're certainly
not part of anything...
:30:50
I'm teaching in this class.
Do I make myself clear?
:30:53
Sorry. Just trying to help.
That's all.
:30:56
Now, notwithstanding
Mr. Melon's input...
:31:01
the next question for us is
where to build our factory.
:31:05
How about Fantasyland?
:31:11
My first class.
I did good, huh?
:31:14
You better cool it
with Dr. Barbay.
:31:16
Dr. Barbay, he don't know dick.
:31:18
He really tells it
like it ain't.
:31:20
Know what he knows how to do?
Flunk you.
:31:23
Flunk me? Flunk him.
:31:25
Great attitude. Do you know
where your next class is?
:31:28
Contemporary American history.
Professor Turgeson.
:31:31
- Turgeson?
- You know him? Is he good?
:31:33
Well, he's really committed.
:31:36
In fact, I think he was.
Just keep your head down...
:31:38
and your mouth shut.
You should be all right.
:31:40
- I'll see you in English.
- All right.
:31:41
Welcome to Contemporary
American history.
:31:45
I'm Professor Turgeson.
:31:47
I know a lot of people
think history is just facts...
:31:50
just information about the past,
but not me.
:31:54
I hold history
very sacred. Sacred.
:31:57
The way a farmer looks at
the Earth and holds it sacred.