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:52:00
I sent her a love letter.
She corrected it.

:52:05
Oh, great. Company.
:52:11
- Those two ought to get a room.
- Really.

:52:15
Actually,
I was married twice.

:52:16
My first wife, Jason's mother,
I really loved her.

:52:20
We had a good thing going,
you know?

:52:22
She passed away
about ten years ago.

:52:24
After that, I screwed around
for a few years.

:52:27
Then I really went nuts...
I married Vanessa.

:52:30
I was just lonely, I guess.
:52:32
Is that over now?
:52:34
We were doomed from the start.
:52:35
I'm an earth sign,
she's a water sign.

:52:37
Together, we made mud.
:52:39
I picked a beauty.
And she played around, too.

:52:42
When she said, "I do,"
I should have said, "With who?"

:52:45
So, are you
giving up on women?

:52:47
I don't know.
I can't figure women out.

:52:50
Today, they're independent.
:52:51
They only think
about themselves.

:52:53
During sex, Vanessa used
to scream out her own name.

:52:58
I think it's the men
who are different.

:53:00
Ever since
the women's movement...

:53:01
most of the men I meet
go out of their way...

:53:03
to show you
how sensitive they are.

:53:04
Before they were too macho,
and now they're too soft.

:53:08
You all want us to know
you can cry.

:53:10
No, with women,
I never cry. Never.

:53:14
I beg.
:53:19
If we finish
this bottle of wine...

:53:21
you won't have to beg.
:53:40
Diane!
:53:43
Oh, Philip.
:53:45
We were supposed
to go to dinner.

:53:47
I just had dinner!
:53:49
I don't believe this.
:53:50
Maybe it's a dream.
Good night, Philip.

:53:55
You do a good job.
:53:57
What do you charge
for big cars?


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