:06:03
This giant crocodile came up,
turned him over, bit half his leg off,
:06:09
dragged him down under.
:06:11
Killed it, of course.
:06:13
I mean, any normal man would have
just turned up his toes and died.
:06:20
But not our Mick. No.
:06:24
Hundreds of miles...
:06:27
Snake-infested swamps...
:06:30
On his hands and knees
he crawled right into Katherine.
:06:36
Straight past the hospital
and into the first pub for a beer!
:06:42
That story's getting better
every time you tell it, Wally!
:06:50
We handle ourselves pretty well here.
But if you're talking legend...
:07:07
Oh, my God!
:07:22
Two beers, Ide... one for me,
one for me mate.
:07:26
"One for your mate", you mad bugger!
:07:29
Oh, hang on...
:07:34
I'm sorry if that frightened you, Miss.
You see, it's stuffed.
:07:40
Him and me both, Wal.
:07:49
Michael J. Crocodile Dundee.
:07:53
- Never-Never Safaris.
- Yes.
:07:57
Never go out with us. If you do,
you'll never come back. Right, Wal?