:45:00
What a way to talk.
:45:02
He's just disturbed
and angry.
:45:05
Has there been something
new in the household,
:45:07
some new
living arrangement?
:45:09
We have a houseguest.
:45:10
How long are you staying?
:45:12
He's staying
as long as he likes.
:45:14
And if the doggy
doesn't like it,
:45:16
then the doggy can find
new arrangements.
:45:18
Oh, well...
:45:20
the hostility in
your voice, you know,
aff ects animals,
:45:24
and the dog picks up
on it.
:45:25
What this dog needs is
love and reassurance,
:45:28
... And he needs love and
reassurance from you.
... Mm-hmm.
:45:32
He's the one that has
the problem...with you.
:45:34
You must go and caress
this dog
:45:36
and hold him, hug him,
give him some affection.
:45:39
... Pardon me?
... Dave...
:45:40
you must go over
and caress the dog.
:45:42
Oh, come on, the dog is
running the whole house!
:45:44
You gotta hold this dog.
:45:46
This dog needs reassurance,
needs love, attention.
:45:48
Okay, okay, okay,
okay, okay.
:45:49
I like you.
Dog, I like you.
:45:51
I mean, real affection,
not pseudo affection.
:45:53
Nice, nice, I like you.
You'r e nice.
:45:55
I mean, give the dog a hug.
Give the dog a hug.
:45:57
He needs reassurance,
needs to be held,
:45:59
needs to be touched.
:46:00
Come give him a hug.
:46:02
... Give me a break here!
... Well, get with it.
:46:05
Nice dog.
:46:06
Nice dog, all right?
:46:08
You're a very nice dog.
:46:12
When your guest leaves,
Matisse will eat.
:46:15
He'll be voracious.
He'll be okay.
:46:17
I wouldn't worry
about that.
:46:19
But he has other problems.
:46:21
I believe he suffers
from nipple anxiety.
:46:23
Probably came
from a 9-dog litter.
:46:25
Now, about my fee...
:46:28
Listen to this,
Matisse.
:46:30
"If your dog has a fit,
:46:32
"he runs around aimlessly,
barking hysterically,
:46:34
"starry-eyed,
foaming at the mouth,
:46:36
"completely beyond control
till he finally collapses,
exhausted.
:46:39
"Often defecating
and urinating,
:46:41
"he becomes
stiff and starry-eyed,
:46:43
"clamping his jaws,
foaming at the mouth,
:46:46
"staggers and falls
on his backside
:46:48
"with his legs pumping
convulsively in the air...
:46:50
"The fit is not a disease,
:46:52
but a sign
that something is wrong"?
:46:54
Bullshit.
:46:57
Matisse! He's just trying
to say hello.