Down and Out in Beverly Hills
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Hello. Thank you.
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Are you Iranian?
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Yes, but we live here now
in Beverly Hills.

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Me too.
My name is Jerry.

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I am Amir.
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You want an apple,
Amir?

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Oh, thank you, Jerry.
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Here, catch.
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Matisse! Stop that
or I'll call Dr. Von Zimmer!

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I was listening
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to what that psychiatrist
said about your dog.

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Dr. Von Zimmer seems to
think you're the problem.

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Could be.
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Matisse is a picky eater.
I've tried everything.

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I bought him every kind
of dog food there is.

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Where do you keep it?
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In the cupboard
by the fridge.

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Oh, Mighty Dog
corned beef.

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There.
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You see, your dog,
this dog thinks it's human.

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There are no dogs around
to teach it,

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so it's got no dog friends,
no dog family,

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nothing to relate to.
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So it thinks human
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and wants to eat
what you're eating ...

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not that stuff you eat.
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Taste's important.
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Got a bowl?
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Yes. Certainly.
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Ah, Mighty Dog's good.
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That gourmet pup
you got, that's way,
way, way too salty.

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... How do you know?
... This is nutritious.

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It's got all your minerals,
all your vitamins,

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all your requirements.
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There were many a day
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I wished I had a plate
of Puppy Chow to munch on.

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People treat their dogs
better than humans.

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That's 1/3 Mighty Dog,
1/3 Kal Kan with liver.

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And you use some Puppy Chow
to add texture,

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crunchiness.

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