:16:01
I know where you're headed.
:16:04
But just hear me out,
see my little gift,
:16:07
- and then if you're not interested,
let me know.
- What's the gift?
:16:11
Oh, man, you gonna die.
:16:13
I have got a piece of chicken you ain't
even gonna believe is from this planet.
:16:17
- No, that I might believe.
- Oh, Jack, be serious, man.
:16:22
This girl is 19.
A beautiful white girl.
:16:25
A Cajun goddess, man.
A Cajun goddess.
:16:30
I got her up at
the Belle Chasse Hotel right now.
:16:33
And she's waiting there
for you, Jack.
:16:35
My gift to you. The most beautifulest
gift that I could possibly give you.
:16:40
I mean, I can't believe you think
I'm gonna fall for this.
:16:44
Hey, go over there, check it out.
:16:48
If I'm crazy or lyin',
you don't lose nothin'.
:16:53
Matter of fact, I just wanted
to give you first shot at her,
:16:56
before she all used up,
because she is gorgeous, man.
:17:00
Then why don't you want her, man?
:17:02
Why don't you give her
to one of your so-called real friends,
:17:04
one of those assholes
down on Decatur Street, huh?
:17:06
Because I've been trying
to make us be friends again.
:17:09
Can't you just accept that?
:17:15
All right. And I suppose
you haven't even touched her, right?
:17:19
All right, I'll go look
at your martian goddess.
:17:21
But I'm telling you something.
If you're foolin' with me,
:17:24
if you're wastin' my time, if anythin',
I'm gonna fuck you up.
:17:27
I guarantee it.
:17:29
Jack, nobody's gonna regret anythin',
especially not you.
:17:33
In fact, you're gonna
thank me for this.
:17:35
You're gonna remember me
for the rest of your life for this.
:17:37
Yeah? Okay.