Down by Law
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I know where you're headed.
:16:04
But just hear me out,
see my little gift,

:16:07
- and then if you're not interested,
let me know.
- What's the gift?

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Oh, man, you gonna die.
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I have got a piece of chicken you ain't
even gonna believe is from this planet.

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- No, that I might believe.
- Oh, Jack, be serious, man.

:16:22
This girl is 19.
A beautiful white girl.

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A Cajun goddess, man.
A Cajun goddess.

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I got her up at
the Belle Chasse Hotel right now.

:16:33
And she's waiting there
for you, Jack.

:16:35
My gift to you. The most beautifulest
gift that I could possibly give you.

:16:40
I mean, I can't believe you think
I'm gonna fall for this.

:16:44
Hey, go over there, check it out.
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If I'm crazy or lyin',
you don't lose nothin'.

:16:53
Matter of fact, I just wanted
to give you first shot at her,

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before she all used up,
because she is gorgeous, man.

:17:00
Then why don't you want her, man?
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Why don't you give her
to one of your so-called real friends,

:17:04
one of those assholes
down on Decatur Street, huh?

:17:06
Because I've been trying
to make us be friends again.

:17:09
Can't you just accept that?
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All right. And I suppose
you haven't even touched her, right?

:17:19
All right, I'll go look
at your martian goddess.

:17:21
But I'm telling you something.
If you're foolin' with me,

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if you're wastin' my time, if anythin',
I'm gonna fuck you up.

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I guarantee it.
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Jack, nobody's gonna regret anythin',
especially not you.

:17:33
In fact, you're gonna
thank me for this.

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You're gonna remember me
for the rest of your life for this.

:17:37
Yeah? Okay.

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