:54:01
- What will you say at the show?
- The truth.
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- That everything is fake.
- Sure!
:54:08
- This one is disagreeable!
- He already signed the contract!
:54:15
Did he really get arrested,
or he's an actor?
:54:20
- What do you do when you're in love?
- Like this.
:54:25
me too I'd like to have an autographed
copy of the book, where is it?
:54:29
Dear listeners, I'm speaking
from CSD studios' bar,
:54:34
to disclose something about
today's "We are proud to present" show.
:54:38
We'll have engineer Bitossi,
he set a new kidnapping record
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the lasting of his kidnapping
and the amount of money paid.
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11 billions
and they cut his little finger
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mailed to his beautiful wife.
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Then we'll have Mrs Parenti
she left husband and sons
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becasue she fell in love with an alien.
:55:03
Please tell us at least from which planet.
:55:05
I can tell it
he's from Sirio.
:55:09
From Sirio?
:55:10
Where do you meet him? You said
you meet him every week!
:55:14
I'm sorry but this is
just my business!
:55:17
What's the difference between him
and human beings?
:55:23
- Do you understand...
- This is fundamental!
:55:26
- Do we have to wait here?
- Yes, there's the self service here.
:55:30
- I'm not hungry.
- Steak, salad and mineral water.
:55:33
- Amilcare, did you order bucatini?
- They don't have!
:55:38
They don't?
:55:41
Amelia, I'm here!
:55:44
Please,
a cappuccino with no froth.
:55:48
I understood!
:55:52
- Are you the one with the dog?
- Which dog?
:55:55
The one that started whining
when the pope died.
:55:58
- I'm not!
- You don't want to tell it to me, uh?