:11:01
- or films you must see.
- Oh, no, no. He's my sister's husband.
:11:05
And l think if you gave him half a chance,
you'd like him. He's very intelligent.
:11:10
He's a glorified accountant
and he's after you.
:11:14
And l prefer to sell my work to people
who appreciate it, not to rock stars.
:11:20
You understand?
:11:30
- Why can't we do the sketch?
- Standards and Practices say it's dirty.
:11:34
They saw the rehearsal. They just
figured out what the words mean?
:11:38
- Mickey, we got a half-hour to air.
- The show is five minutes short.
:11:41
- How? We timed everything long.
- With no sketch, we're ten minutes short.
:11:46
- How can they do that to us?
- lt's because our ratings are low.
:11:50
- l have a migraine.
- Hey, Mickey! Listen.
:11:53
You'd better go to Ronny's dressing room.
He took about 1600 Quaaludes.
:11:57
- l don't think he can do the show.
- Why me, Lord?
:12:00
You Standards and Practices?
Why is the sketch dirty?
:12:04
Child molestation is a touchy subject...
:12:06
- Half the country's doing it!
- Yes, but you name names.
:12:09
- We don't. We say ''The Pope''.
- That sketch cannot go on the air.
:12:13
Hey! Who changed
my sketch about the PLO?
:12:17
l had to make cuts. lt's four lousy lines.
:12:20
- The whole premise is ruined!
- lt's not so delicate.
:12:23
- Everybody's married to every line.
- l don't care! Don't tamper with my work.
:12:28
- OK...
- You want 'em cut? l'll cut 'em myself.
:12:30
Mickey, listen. lnstead of the child
molestation sketch, why don't we repeat
:12:35
the Cardinal Spellman-Ronald Reagan
homosexual dance number?
:12:38
- l don't feel good, Mickey.
- What did you do? Swallow a drugstore?
:12:42
- l lost my voice.
- Oh, Jesus!
:12:45
Ronny, you know, you do
have to go on in 25 minutes.
:12:48
Does anybody got a Tagamet?
My ulcer's startin' to kill me.
:12:51
You want a Quaalude?
:12:54
(Mickey)
Christ, this show is ruining my health.
:12:57
Meanwhile, my ex-partner
moves to California
:12:59
and every stupid show he produces
turns out to be a big hit.