:07:00
I'm taking into account
your excellent military record...
:07:04
...and your commitment
to the security of this great nation...
:07:08
...but this is your last chance.
:07:15
$100 fine. Next.
:07:26
Your nightstick file for divorce, Reese?
:07:31
Who do you think you are,
pissing on my squad car?
:07:34
You think you can break our rules
and just walk away?
:07:37
We're supposed to wet our pants over
your goddamned colored ribbons?
:07:41
Read that file of yours sometime, hero.
:07:43
Check the dates.
It's ancient fucking history.
:07:46
One night you're going to be
puking blood in some alley...
:07:49
...and you'll see me standing there.
Then we'll see.
:07:52
Keep dreaming, shitball.
:07:53
You'll pay full price.
I don't give any serviceman's discount.
:07:56
Too bad. Your old lady does.
:08:10
Just about cleaned you out.
:08:13
Sure makes you feel good, doesn't it?
Helping Uncle Sam battle dirty drawers?
:08:17
Just pump the neighbor's dog, Jake?
Or are you always that slack-eyed and silly?
:08:22
Looks like you need a lift, Highway.
:08:24
Suck on one of these, smooth as a prom
queen's thighs only not quite so risky.
:08:30
Havana cured.
Got a pal over in Guantanamo in Supply.
:08:33
We do each other favors.
:08:34
I've got lots of friends. Of course,
I could always use another friend.
:08:38
- So we can do each other favors?
- Yes, sure.
:08:42
If your pencil wasn't quite so sharp, and
your eyesight not so clear around here...
:08:46
...I could make your military life a lot
comfier and more rewarding.
:08:53
Sergeant, you get that contraband stogie
out of my face...
:08:56
...before I shove it so far up your ass, you'll
have to set fire to your nose to light it.