1:14:00
It'd probably be on national TV
2 4 hours a day for weeks!
1:14:04
I bet that'd get
a hell of a reaction.
1:14:06
Please, please
don't do that.
1:14:10
Where's your sense
of compassion?
1:14:13
Why do you have
to be so vicious?
1:14:15
Vicious?
Have you seen that tape?
1:14:19
Come on!
What's the big deal?
1:14:22
It's just a lonely man who
wanted a little excitement.
1:14:25
That kind of thing happens every day.
Everybody does it!
1:14:30
I don't believe this.
1:14:32
I don't believe
you said that!
1:14:36
Men get the urge.
1:14:38
- We're only human.
- You're sick.
1:14:41
Hello? No,
don't hang up on me!
1:14:46
- So, what'd he say?
- Something strange
is happening here.
1:14:50
Either the chief
is a complete moron,
1:14:54
and complete
morons are rare,
1:14:59
or he's playing games
with me.
1:15:02
We better find someplace
where we can look at that tape.
1:15:11
- This is perfect.
- It is?
1:15:13
Give me the tape.
1:15:21
Okay.
1:15:25
- [ Moaning ]
- [ Man ] Ho, ho-ho!
1:15:31
- You idiot! This isn't Sam.
- And he isn't killing her.
1:15:36
[ Woman ]
That's my husband!
1:15:38
Barbara really
was kidnapped.
1:15:42
She really was kidnapped!
I didn't kill her.
1:15:46
Please believe me.
You gotta be there.
1:15:48
They're coming
this time for sure.
1:15:51
I think the deli's using
a different mustard.
The last time it was tangier.
1:15:55
Jesus Christ!
I'm pleading for my life...
1:15:58
and you're discussing
the inconsistency of
lunch meat condiments!