:45:03
What the audience didn't know, was
that Lardass wasn't interested in winning.
:45:08
What he wanted was revenge.
:45:12
And right before he was introduced,
he'd gotten ready for it.
:45:16
... Principal John Wiggins.
:45:26
And our celebrity contestant
from KLAM in Portland...
:45:31
... The Bossman himself, Bob Cormier!
:45:38
From the racks and stacks
it's the best on wax...
:45:40
... how about another double, golden oldie,
sound sandwich from KLAM in Portland...
:45:44
... it's...
:45:46
Done.
:45:49
Diving into his fifth pie, Lardass began
to imagine that he wasn't eating pies.
:45:54
He pretended he was eating cowflops...
:45:56
... and rat guts in blueberry sauce.
:45:59
Done.
:46:03
Slowly, a sound started to build
in Lardass's stomach.
:46:08
A strange and scary sound...
:46:11
... like a log truck coming
at you at 100 miles an hour.
:46:28
Suddenly, Lardass opened his mouth...
:46:31
... and before Bill Travis knew it...
:46:33
... he was covered with five pies worth
of used blueberries.
:46:38
The women in the audience screamed.
:46:40
Bossman Bob Cormier took one look
at Bill Travis and barfed on Wiggins.
:46:45
Wiggins barfed on the lumberjack
that was sitting next to him.
:46:49
Mayor Grundy barfed on his wife's tits!
:46:52
But when the smell hit the crowd...
:46:55
...that's when Lardass's plan
really started to work.
:46:58
Girlfriends barfed on boyfriends.