:23:03
"OK, you guys! Let's go!"
:23:06
They'd razzor the Russky defences to the ground.
:23:08
Then the marines would parachute in
and round up the population.
:23:12
After that, the big generals would go over -
like er... lke and Monty.
:23:16
Then the Russians would capitulate,
and there would be a condition of surrender.
:23:20
Then they'd instil free and fair elections.
:23:23
One man, one vote.
:23:25
And women too, nowadays, of course.
:23:27
And thus, the Communist threat
to the Free Worid would be neutrified,
:23:31
and democratic principles
would be instilled throughout Russia,
:23:34
whether they liked it or not.
:23:36
That's the worid scenario as I see it,
at this moment in time.
:23:40
Monty. Wasn't he in the war?
- Well, of course he was.
:23:44
He practically won it.
:23:46
You remember, dear.
:23:48
Big beret with badges on it.
:23:50
Tanks. The Desert Rats. RI Alamo.
:23:56
But that was ages ago, dear.
:23:59
Yes, well, I expect he's getting on a bit.
:24:02
Probably been promoted.
:24:04
More likely dead.
:24:05
Monty dead? Never!
:24:08
I'll bet he is.
It's about 40 years since the war.
:24:12
And he had a moustache then!
:24:15
Who's in charge now, then?
:24:17
Oh, one of those commuters, I expect.
:24:20
It says here,
"Place your National Savings Certificates,
:24:24
medical cards and birth certificates in a box."
:24:27
Here's a nice box, dear.
I'll give it a good clean-out.
:24:31
Oh, thanks.
:24:33
We'd er... better keep it in a safe place.
:24:37
I wonder what would be a safe place.
:24:51
Who's in charge of the Russians, dear?
:24:54
Oh er... it's er...
:24:56
Shavinsky, isn't it?
:24:58
Or... Molotov.