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:03:05
- What are you so happy about?
- Oh, I don't know.

:03:08
I just feel like today's a special day,
don't you?

:03:11
No, not really.
:03:12
So you don't have anything special planned,
or anything like that?

:03:16
No. SOS. Same old stuff.
:03:26
- Stand up.
- What?

:03:28
- Take off that shirt.
- What's wrong?

:03:29
Take off that shirt. It's filthy.
Take off that filthy shirt!

:03:33
No son of mine is going out of this house
in a shirt like that!

:03:36
Even though, given your chosen line
of work, it might be riddled with bullets.

:03:40
You've been watching
too many movies, Ma.

:03:44
Honey...
:03:45
...I made your favorite.
:03:48
- What's the matter?
- Wanda, I feel terrible about this weekend.

:03:52
Oh, don't, doll.
:03:53
I still had fun.
:03:54
What, sitting on a runway
at Newark Airport for 16 hours?

:03:58
Oh, yeah.
:03:59
Harry, we should've known there was
something wacko with that travel agent.

:04:03
A weekend in Jamaica,
69.95 per person?

:04:07
Airfare, hotel and coco locos included?
:04:10
That would've been phenomenal
if those jerks...

:04:12
...got the plane past the safety inspector.
:04:14
I'm the only woman
in the Newark Hadassah...

:04:17
...who lists her sors profession
as "hoodlum. "

:04:19
I am not a hoodlum. I work for Mr. Anthony
Castelo, who's in the olive-oil business.

:04:23
Oh, please, Morris. Our people did not come
through the Inquisition, the pogroms...

:04:28
...and the Holocaust so that you could
end up working for a guinea gangster.

:04:31
That's real nice, Ma. Did you ever think
that maybe I'm a trailblazer...

:04:35
...opening up avenues here in Newark
for Jews? Maybe Moe Dickstein...

:04:38
...is the Jackie Robinson of organized crime
in New Jersey.

:04:41
- Dad, can I get a 10-speed bike?
- We'll see.

:04:44
Jimmy Acavano's father got him one.
:04:46
His father can afford it.
Frank "The Fixer" hurts people for a living.

:04:50
You mean he kills them, don't you?
:04:53
Three in the back of the head.
:04:56
That's it, we're moving to Sweden.

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